Monday, September 1, 2008

Put Away for Safety

Unable to stand against Cyborg Batman, batty is put away for his own safety. If his mommy can identify where he is, she can save him.

OUCH!

Cyborg Batman delivers a fantastic uppercut!

Punishment

In trying to be creative with new torture, Joker and Cyborg Batman make Batty work on the 11 o'clock newscast by himself.

Now What?!?

Okay....we're out of practice. Joker and Cyborg Batman just captured Batman....now what?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Joker's Been Busy...

It's been quiet...too quiet.

It's time to reveal a new dastardly plan! Joker has built himself a batman cyborg!

Friday, August 15, 2008

mwhahahahaha!

Together Again!!!!

Delivered

Brought to your door and delivered in a box. He may need some rest.

So close...

I can hear my mommy....but can't get to her because of my captor. So her sad and scared.

Joker's Watching You!

No sudden moves, you're being watched!

This is what will happen...

The joker teaches Batman a lesson by killing the decoy.

Try to escape and you're next!

But wait...there's more!

Quaker Rabbit finds our beloved Joker and begins the slow process of nursing him back to life...

It ends...?

He couldn’t go on with out his meaning to live!

You should collect the body.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

How will it end?

The joker has nothing else to live for!

Tragedy!

The Joker says if he can’t have Batman...no one can!

Joker and Batman Spoof

Thanks Tom!

A Terrible Turn!

Joker…furious with the bat for breaking his heart…confronts the caped crusader…

**sniff**

The space where Joker usually hangs out is lonely. **sniff** He has been gone for too long! **sniff**

Oh No!

Just as the joker thinks things are going along great! The Bat breaks it off!!!! With a break up text: "It’s over, I hate you."

Getting Intimate...

Things get a little more intimate between the two...

Jokers tells the bat...he’s “why cavemen painted on walls”

A New Love Is Blooming

After they realize their feeling for each other…a courtship begins...

New Developments

1) Joker escapes... when the Bat turns away for just a moment...the joker springs from his cage!

2) Batman joker battle...an epic fight ensues! Who will come out on top?

3) Fireworks...Hello...what’s all this? During the battle...in the midst of the sweat and muscle...something new emerges...

Captured...it starts again.

With the help of his friend (Thanks Jillian) Batman nabs the Joker. He’ll be keeping a close eye on him in solitary confinement…

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Pen Pals

Forced to Work

Batman has been forced to work. His first job is to test for asbestos!

Batman Gets A Grip!

It's a little snug!

Celebrating Halloween Early

Look! While everyone will be dressing up as Batman or Joker this year...Batman will be dressed as the mummy!

It's All Over...

After a long night of hookers and drugs…the joker is no more…expect his lifeless body, covered in vomit...soon.

The Pizza Incident

Batman was looking for something to eat when he came across this delicious pizza. He was not prepared for the following:




The Joker's Wild!!!!

Unhappy with losing the wrestling match…and his edge…the joker has one last crazy night! He gets a girl and goes wild!

Misses His Mommy

Batman misses his mommy....fortunately he had a picture to remember her by.

Jailed

Dang It!

He was walking alone. He tripped and got his cowell stuck in a grate. I had nothing to do with this...other than the laughter!

More contemplation

The joker…distraught…looks in the mirror…and doesn’t like what he sees…

Time To Die...Again

Batman watches as the clock counts off his seconds to live...

He lost against the Transformer...

After losing the wrestling match…the joker sits and contemplates his life…

Houdini...he's not!

Forced into a container of water. How long can a bat hold his breath?

Wrestling time!

I took him out of his hiding place…for an Olympic style wrestling match…it doesn’t look good for the joker…

CSI: Gotham

CSI has been by to draw the Sharpie outline of where the bat fell!

I'm too Evil to threaten!!

The joker’s unhappiness is much more important to me than Batman’s color! He cowers with fear every time I “visit” him...

Demands issued

Both the Joker AND The Batman have been captured by their respective foes.

The first message:
Return the Joker, or he becomes the White Knight!

Caught....and so Early Leah?!?

Encased in carbonite...just like Han Solo!

Get Back In Your Hole!

Batman tried to get out. Joker forcefully put him back in his place!

After a long night of torture, Batman's mommy finally came and got him.

Mommy!!!!!!

Mommy doesn't love me anymore! She went away while the bad man came and took me away!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

After a long quiet weekend...

Had a restful and uneventful weekend. I let my guard down...Joker got nabbed.

BUT NOT BY THE BATMAN. Someone else? Who else is in play?

The message included the following pic:

It was obvious to me where he was...so rest easy tonight that the Joker is back in good hands.

Friday, August 8, 2008

P.S.A. from Batman

The Caped Crusader says, "Remember, spooning always leads to forking".